The Fed’s Magic 8-Ball Economics: Dumpster Fire Edition

3. **The 2020 COVID-19 Crash:** The inverted yield curve made a comeback. The Fed responded with its usual strategy—rate cuts and money flooding. The market crashed, only to recover in a fitful and unstable manner. It was like giving everyone a free ticket to a roller coaster ride with no brakes.

**What This Means for Us**

Based on history, this record-breaking inverted yield curve is not just a warning; it’s a flashing neon sign saying, “Brace yourself for the worst financial crash ever.” But hey, let’s give the Fed some credit—they’ve managed to turn a standard financial indicator into a grand, catastrophic performance. It’s almost like they’re trying to set a new benchmark for economic failure. So, if you’re still holding out hope that things will magically improve, it might be time to wake up. The Fed’s latest masterpiece is setting us up for a crash of epic proportions. It’s the longest inverted yield curve in history, and it’s telling us that the next big financial calamity is not just around the corner—it’s already in the mail. Congratulations, Fed, for transforming a simple economic indicator into a full-blown disaster movie. Here’s to the greatest show in financial history—popcorn not included. But wait, there’s more! We also have global de-dollarization, $1.5 trillion in commercial real estate debt, $500 billion of insolvent bonds over a trillion dollars of credit card debt. The Fed’s rate cut is like handing a flamethrower to a toddler and then throwing gasoline on the playground. You’ve got a recipe for disaster with a side of chaos. If you’re not worried, you should be—because this financial bonfire is about to turn into a full-blown nuclear meltdown. ### Massive Unemployment: Because Who Needs Jobs? Let’s talk about the massive unemployment crisis that’s unfolding, and who’s to thank for it? The Federal Reserve and their genius policies, of course. Because who needs jobs, right? With inflation skyrocketing and wages barely keeping up, people are working themselves to the bone. And by “working,” I mean juggling three part-time jobs just to keep their heads above water. Why? Because everything costs more, and one job isn’t cutting it anymore. ### Accelerants Galore: The Perfect Recipe for Disaster