Ditch the Hopium: The Financial Checklist for Surviving the Financial Dumpster Fire

So, what’s it going to be? Stop listening to your financial advisor, grab the checklist, and protect your wealth with privacy, preservation, and protection through physical gold and silver, or keep toasting those marshmallows until your portfolio is nothing but ashes. The storm is here, and once that lightning strikes, there’s no going back. Oh, and for those who love physical copies—I’ll even attach a PDF of the checklist so you can print it out, frame it, or tape it to the fridge as a daily reminder. You know, just in case you need a tangible lifeline when everything else starts burning. Read the checklist. Get serious. Or enjoy your roasted marshmallows while your portfolio burns. Your call.